Comic Strip Emma and the Alien 001 In The Beginning Was The Alien
A short while ago, several planar orbits away...
A spaceship burst through a tear in the fabric of space time, and hurdles towards a small class M planet, breaking several space travel regulations along the way...
Alien: Computer!! Status Report!
Computer: Well, I am a zillion times farther than ever from my point of manufacture origin, and I just voided CPU coolant all over the floor.
Alien: Computer!~ I want a Status Report on the SHIP!
Computer: Checking, the ship has sustained extensive damage from an explosion during sub-space travel, leaving it crippled and on a crash course with an uncharted planet in sector ZZ9, system Plural Z Alpha, with a big yellow puddle of CPU coolant right in the middle of the floor.
Alien: Uhm, okay... got anything I don't already know?
Computer: There is a coolant mop and bucket in the cabinet behind your dirty underpants.