Comic Strip Emma and the Alien 002 Unintelligence Gathering
Computer: Sir, The approaching planet is transmitting thousands of communications.
Alien: Pick one and put it on screen!
Commercial: and if you get in a spot of bother, give us a ring and we'll get you sorted!
Alien: Brilliant! An attractive race. Both approachable and competent.
Computer: This is only one of many.
Several viewing hours later...
Alien: Great Stars~ They're Idiots! Superstitious, galactic-rim primitives! Do you realize what this means?
With my flawless powers of observation, towering intellect, and this spaceship technology, I could conquer that planet!
Computer: You just flew across the galaxy with the parking break on and no filter in the coffee maker. This sucker is going down on impact.