Comic Strip Emma and the Alien 007 We Came We Saw
That's just dumb. You can't conquer a planet like that.
What are you talking about?
These movies! They're always full of aliens that are smart enough to travel across the galaxy, yet too stupid to realize you can't conquer something as massive as a whole planet full of people with brute force.
You can't use ray guns to control billions of people. You need something subtle and unwitting. You need some sort of common messaging device in every home, keeping the citizens entranced with your constant barrage of mind-numbing drivel...
Anyway, the point is, it can't be done. Let's see what's on Sports Center.
We have seen the conquered and they are us.