Comic Strip Emma and the Alien 014 Hawking Schmawking
Hey Stephen Hawking, I just read your books. For being the smartest guy on the planet, you got a lot of catching up to do, pal! Galactic space travel is a lot easier than you think.
The principal of subatomic resilience demonstrates that space is as easy to bend as light is to refract. Using a tachyon prism to neutralize inertia, one can travel thousands of light years in a fraction of a second.
(Listens to reply)
What does it mean, "The Cow Says, Mooooo..."?
It means it's time to hang up the phone.